The Case Ledger
Before the channel existed, there were already bodies. Three cases were opened, autopsied, and closed — killed with the snowball method: smallest corpse first, every freed dollar rolled into the next one. Total killed in closed cases: $29,000.
One case remains open. It is the reason this office exists.
| Case | Subject | Amount | Status | Coroner's verdict |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #000-A | Toll charges | $6,500 | Case Closed | "Death by a thousand crossings. It never sent one big bill — it sent a thousand small ones." |
| #000-B | The $5,500 card | $5,500 | Case Closed | "The smallest corpse. Killed first — and its minimum payment became ammunition." |
| #000-C | The $17,000 card | $17,000 | Case Closed | "The big rehearsal. Proof the method works before the main event." |
| #001 | The $29,000 card | $29,000 | In Progress | "Cause of death: minimum payments. The bank designed it that way. Week 1: $900 killed. $29,100 still breathing — for now." |
New entries are added to this ledger only when an episode publishes them. Watch the case unfold weekly on the channel — and run your own numbers through the Trap Calculator to see what your card's funeral would cost.