Office of the Coroner — Debt Division
Debt Autopsy
I'm Mort. I autopsy debt.
One card. $29,000. Killed weekly, on camera.
No face. No hype. Just autopsies. Every week, a new case file: the balance, the interest, the trap — and the kill. Zero is coming.
The Kill Counter
3
Closed cases
$29,000
Killed in closed cases
$900
Case #001 — killed week 1
$29,100
Case #001 — still owed
Case #001 — time of death pending3% DEAD · 97% TO GO
The counter only moves when an episode publishes the numbers. Receipts, or it didn't happen.
Inside the Morgue
Case Files
The ledger. Every case — closed and open — with the coroner's verdict.
Open the ledger →Trap Calculator
Minimum payments only: how long, how much, and what the bank charges for the funeral.
Run your numbers →Evidence Locker
Credit and debt findings, bagged and tagged from the autopsy table.
Check the locker →Mort's Mailbag
Got a balance that won't die? Submit a case for autopsy — anonymously.
Submit a case →